Dose of SMS ‹ Dose of Me

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

Happy New Year 2011

2 years ago

Team ‘Dose of me’ would like to thank all of its member for their support, appreciation and criticism. Our new year’s resolution is to continue working …

Joke of the day

2 years ago

Girl enters in a bar & sees a cute boy
Girl: Hey what are you drinking?
Boy: It’s Magic Beer
Girl: What magic does it have?
Boy jumps out of the window flies in …

SMS of the day

2 years ago

Dear Super Mario,
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I wasted my childhood to save your bitch

[SMS] Happy Winters

2 years ago

yahaan bhi hoga wahan bhi hoga ab to saare jahan mein hoga kya
kya kya….
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GAJAR KA HALWAA Gajar ka HALWAA HALWAA…..

Happy winter Zara diff Style main

SMS time

2 years ago

Amazing Facts About The Age Of Presidents Of Pakistan,

Sikandar Mirza
Died At The Age Of 64 Years

Ayub Khan
Died 64 Years

Yahya Khan
Died 64 Years

Fazal Elahi
Died 64 Years

Zia Ul Haq
Died 64 Years

Zardari Will …

SMS of the day

2 years ago

STRANGE REALITY OF FACEBOOK:

Girl’s status:”i m feeling sad”.. 952 comments

Boy’s status:”i m going to suicide”.. 12 likes and 1 comment from a friend : “Jiger apni bike mere ghar pe …

Today’s SMS

2 years ago

Aik Collage main
Question Pocha gaya
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app aik Khoubsourat larki kay under kya chiz dekhna chahtay hain ?
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award winning answer was .
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“Mera Bacha”

Aaj ka SMS

2 years ago

Bus main Latak k Anay Walo …

Light k bagher rehne walo …

Dehshat gardi bardasht karnay walo

Har cheez pe Extra tax dene walo

33 Rs ka petrol 72 Rs ka khareednay walo

Sailaab …

A fateful day in Sardar’s life

2 years ago

A Sardar was sitting outside a store, crying. The manager of the store spotted him outside and asked what went wrong.
Sardar said his mother just died.The manager felt bad about it. ”Oh …

How to know if you are still a youngster?

2 years ago

How to know if you are still a youngster or not?

1. You have a facebook account

2. You have a cell phone

3. You Love Music

4. You are fully aware of all …

Aik baat puchooon?
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Nahi nahi .. pepsi wali baat nahi hai..
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Munni wali bhi nahi hai ..
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Na sardar wali , na pathan wali
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yeh bataow .. aaj Zulqarnain kahan gaya?

Joke of the day !

2 years ago

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a …

Memon – Today’s SMS !

2 years ago

Memon ki Zaban par ‘Sheen’ and ‘Seen’ ka difference.

Memon apnay dost se: Main chalta hun yar .. 12 baje k baad teri bhabhi ‘Suck’ karti hai ..

LMFAO

I just got this SMS – Recession

2 years ago

YEAR 2025

Bhikari: Allah k naam pe kuch de do baba …

Boy: Yeh ley meri MBA ki degree rakh lay …

Bhikari: Nahi chahiye yeh … Tujhe chahiye to meri CA ki …

Today’s Top 5 Naughty SMS

2 years ago

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Teacher to Papu:
agar shaakh per 5 parinday bethay hon or tum 1 ko mar do, kitnay baqi bachen gay-?
Papu:
koi nahi, sab urr jaen gay.
Teacher:
Nhi 4 bachege, lekin tumhari soch mujhay …

Today’s SMS … :)

2 years ago

Pathan Apni Girlfrnd Se: Mere Dil Main Ek Bat Ha.
Girl: Keh Do.
Pathan: Nahi Mujhy Sharam Aati Hai.
Girl: Kaho Na!
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Pathan: Mujhy Tumhara Bhai Acha Lagta Hai.